Why is it that people insist on drinking when they go out??? I mean, seriously, am I the only person in the WHOLE world that can go out and have an equally good (if not better) night out SOBER - I mean, who needs alcohol to have a good time If someone asked me which I thought was best...

a) An Expensive Night Out - where you almost definately will drink too much for your body to handle (and even more so, your poor bank balance), probably spill half your drinks over whoever you bounce off on your way to the extremely small, over crowded dance floor, get mixed up in a fight, most probably get chucked out and ranted at by pissed off bouncers, pull MINGERS and wake up partly clothed, with a HUGE hangover, wondering who the hell bought those nasty looking chips that someone's left all over the floor, how the hell u got home, and where has all your money gone...

~OR~

b) A Reasonably Cheap Night Out - where you can laugh at your mates who are having the above explained night out and making TOTAL fools of themselves, dance without looking like you should be in a mental institute, have a better idea of what people are attractive and what people are MINGERS, leave the club/pub or your own accord, laugh and joke with the bouncers as you leave, decide whether you really need a greasy pizza from the grubby looking take away, get a taxi home, climb into bed and wake up in the morning as bright as a button, not as skint as your friend who had the above explained experience, remembering everything that you (and many of your friends) got up to last night and thinking the only reason your feet hurt is from the amount of dancing you got up to...

For me, its NIGHT OUT B all the way lol - Seriously, have a think about it and tell me, which night out would you rather have?!?!?!?!